Which Style of BJJ Guard Player Are You?

by Observed Effect | Jul 28, 2026

Which guard style fits your personality? Find out when you take this quiz!

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1. You discover a secret room in your house. What's inside? *

A comfortable underground lounge with a heavily secured door. A cluttered workshop full of half-finished inventions that somehow work. A zero-gravity chamber where everything floats. A twisting tunnel system with exits behind every wall.

2. Pick your role in a movie heist. *

The person who traps everyone inside the vault. The mechanic who escapes through a hole nobody else noticed. The distraction who sends the entire plan flying into chaos. The acrobat who enters through the ceiling and leaves through the basement.

3. A stranger challenges you to a dance battle. What happens? *

Pull them close and refuse to let them leave the dance floor. Start awkwardly, trip over something, somehow turn it into a winning move. Launch them into a position they definitely did not agree to. Spin around so many times nobody knows which direction I’m facing.

4. Choose a mildly inconvenient superpower... *

Anyone you hug becomes unable to move away. You become twice as powerful whenever you are partially stuck under furniture. You can make the ground flicker beneath someone's feet. Your legs can reach around corners before the rest of you arrives.

5. You are losing badly at a game. What is your strategy? *

Block every path until nobody else can play. Survive with one remaining piece and slowly rebuild my entire empire. Create one huge move that flips the whole board in my favor. Use a rule nobody remembered and attack from the opposite side of the board.

6. Pick the animal that would make the coolest pet. *

Ball Python Badger Sugar Glider Electric Eel

7. Your life suddenly becomes a video game. What is your special ability? *

Nearby enemies become trapped in a shrinking bubble sphere. The worse your position becomes, the faster your power meter fills. You can launch enemies flying by pushing a button at the exact right moment. You can teleport and reappear behind your opponent.