Which 10th Planet Move Are You?

by Observed Effect | Jul 29, 2026

If you were a 10th Planet move, which weird move would you be?

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1. At the neighborhood potluck, the casserole whispers your full legal name. What do you do? *

Compliment the cook, ask for seconds. Whisper back, "My friends call me Skippy" Swap plates with the person next to me. Follow the whisper to the one ingredient listed twice.

2. Your car breaks down in a town that isn't on any map. What happens next? *

Follow the sound of machinery to an abandoned garage and steal parts from an unknown spacecraft inside. Tune the dead radio until a voice gives me directions that only I can hear. Pretend to be the government inspector the townspeople seem terrified was coming. Trace the repeating symbols painted on the mailboxes until they form directions to a secret road.

3. You find a mysterious button under your kitchen table. What do you do? *

Press it only after placing something heavy on the opposite side of the room. Invite someone else over and wait for them to press it. Inspect every edge until I understand exactly how it works. Press it immediately while maintaining aggressive eye contact with the toaster.

4. The library sends you an overdue notice for a book that doesn't exist. What do you do? *

Reserve the book under the librarian’s name and wait for pickup. Find the book's empty shelf location and place a bullet there. Return an empty dust jacket and request a receipt. Call the number on the notice, even though it has too many digits.

5. Town Hall mails you a permit allowing one impossible act per month. What do you register? *

Make any two wrong decisions equal a right decision. Reverse one bad decision after everyone has committed to it. Cause one locked door to open only for the person I choose. Summon a staircase wherever the floor insists there isn’t one.

6. A museum lets you take one item labeled “Probably Cursed.” What do you choose? *

A raincoat that drips water even in completely dry rooms. A broken compass that only points toward right angles. A silver puzzle box with no visible seam. A glass apple that whispers when nobody is listening.

7. At 3:17 a.m., every radio in your house begins broadcasting a weather report for the inside of your home. What do you do? *

Ask whether the fog in the kitchen will lift before morning class. Open one window and leave a note inviting the storm to enter politely. Close every door and hope I picked the right room. Mark each temperature change on the floor plan to map an escape route.